tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-378097712011-08-01T15:18:37.828-07:00The One Truth is simple: People are stupid. Hear now the tales of Epic Background Fails. Weep for the species.Derek the Bardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08687729824441111196noreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37809771.post-63588149292569805782009-11-16T18:24:00.001-08:002009-11-16T18:24:48.529-08:00<a href="http://www.archive.org/details/EBF11-16-09-1">Another look at Midnight Seduction</a><br /><a href="http://www.archive.org/details/EBF11-16-09-2">Another Epic Background Fail!</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37809771-6358814929256980578?l=the-one-truth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Derek the Bardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08687729824441111196noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37809771.post-38916603723532062492009-11-09T19:01:00.000-08:002009-11-09T19:04:47.735-08:00<a href="http://www.archive.org/details/EBF11-09-09-1">Epic Fail Spotlight: Midnight Seduction (part 1)</a><br /><a href="http://www.archive.org/details/EBF11-09-09-2">Epic Fail Spotlight: Midnight Seduction (part 2)</a><br /><a href="http://www.archive.org/details/EBF11-09-09-3">Epic Sexiness Fails</a> (short, and why you do <i>not</i> base your PC off "Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS")<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37809771-3891660372353206249?l=the-one-truth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Derek the Bardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08687729824441111196noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37809771.post-89077891477365327892009-10-27T16:26:00.000-07:002009-10-27T16:29:05.487-07:00<a href="http://www.archive.org/details/EBF10-26-09">The One Man Epic Fail!</a><br /><a href="http://www.archive.org/details/EBF10-12-09">Epic Trauma Fail</a><br /><a href="http://www.archive.org/details/EBF10-05-09">Epic CV Background Fail</a><br /><a href="http://www.archive.org/details/EFB09-21-09">Epic Irish Fails</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37809771-8907789147736532789?l=the-one-truth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Derek the Bardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08687729824441111196noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37809771.post-11773461306503388602009-10-26T22:02:00.001-07:002009-10-27T16:30:21.108-07:00<b><u>EPIC ICC FAIL BINGO!!!!!!</b></u><br /><br />1) Someone with a tag that doesn’t relate to appearance (“Very Eloquent”, “I’LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL”) <br />-Collorary: Extra points for every Nos creep logged that isn’t really a creep, and shouldn’t really disadvantage the Nosferatu in question.<br />2) Someone discusses some place they were Prince/Hierarch/Monarch of in their back story<br />3) Radically insensitive accent (“Italians don’t-a-talka-like-a-this”)<br />4) Radically insensitive ethnic stereotype<br />5) Radically improbable concept, background, or history<br />6) THEY FIGHT CRIME! Concept<br />7) Obvious case of Highlander Syndrome<br />8) Someone begins talking about how they built their concept on a tower of crazy<br /><br />Listen to the rules <b><u><a href="http://www.archive.org/details/Ebf10-26-09EpicFailBingo">HERE</a></b></u>!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/37809771-1177346130650338860?l=the-one-truth.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Derek the Bardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08687729824441111196noreply@blogger.com1